DON'TS
- don't pull out your hair. it's not good for you. it will only make you feel worse.
- don't ram the car in front of you even though they cut you off/broke the law/almost hit you. not. a. good. idea.
- don't eat a pint of rocky road. the almonds will get in your teeth and annoy you and the marshmallows might cause bloating.
- don't kick or punch a wall. bruised toe only more frustrating.
- don't take it out on the barista. yeah, he may have steamed the milk in your iced non fat latte, but he's just a boy.
- don't eat those cute little burgers for fun. as my boyfriend says, they're called sliders for a reason.
- don't watch a sad sentimental movie. you'll just start crying and weeping and reminiscing and blowing your nose and hear yourself saying, "remember when?"
- don't hit anyone. or bite. or kick. (you're no longer 2 years old, unless my niece is reading this!)
- do brush your hair (you'll thank me later.)
- do beat on your horn and scream in the car. that... is a better choice.
- do eat ice cream. just not a pint (oh, college days when i could eat a pint and still look like i never ate)
- do hit or kick something soft (like a pillow. or a boxing bag. just not a barista.)
- do tell your barista to have a nice day. and until life is less stressful, get your drink from a different barista if the first barista doesn't learn how to make a simple iced non fat latte.
- do eat something else cute besides those little burgers. flautas can be cute. black beans are pretty darn cute. nothing is cuter than a petite salad with some scored cucumbers and itty bitty grape tomatoes.
- do watch something that inspires a little action. one roommate and i watched alias together; i was very inspired to learn kung fu. my current roommate and i watch lost. it's nice to get a little "lost" once in a while. i'm always inspired afterward to go take a shower and change clothes. (do they ever get to change clothes? i totally want to brush evangeline lily's hair.)
- do kiss someone (preferably someone you know. and that you know well. and that you usually kiss.) hugs go over great.
1 comment:
AMEN. Especially about the kissing part.
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